Born and abandoned in a remote village in northern Wisconsin by a family of bear. Bufus Wood began making beats at the tender age of 5 on a Casio Rapman that his father (Papa Bear) stole from the basement of a cottage owned by some snobbie white bread campers.
There he began learning the fundamentals of rap music by listening to preset pattern and picking up rap stations from Michigan over a makeshift radio composed of a bird skull, part of a weber grill, a human foot, and the power cord from an electric foot massager.
Then things began to get shady when his own mother recognized his talents and began selling beats to big name rap groups overseas (There is even a rumor that Bjork has one of these beats and is still waiting for the right time to use it for a hit single but she doesn't think people will be ready for this musical advancement until 2017).
Blind with rage Bufus swore revenge on the woman who gave him birth (Mama Bear).
You can now find him talking mad shit on the internet, doing $3 scratch offs, and buying milk at all hours of the night.
